I’m sick and laying in bed with a fever and I just really need to know…
Is Ben Stiller hot or am I delirious???
My New Girl spec is basically useless now due to all the changes in the show and also it being a terribly written piece of work, but there are a couple of good jokes in it that I’m truly proud of. Like,
-Schmidt has a line like, “Men do not sweat, Jessica. They release.”
-At Jess’ gym, the treadmills speak and sound like Antonio Banderas
- The gang tries to make Winston (who was the center of the A-story!!) feel better about leaving “Old Winston” the pro-basketball player behind, and this leads to discussions of Old Winston vs New Winston, which Nick won’t stand for because he didn’t enjoy Looper and he’ll be damned if he has to live it in his own home.
-Nick can make you a fake ID and passport for anywhere you want to go. Except China, because they do a weird thing to their pictures that doesn’t come through on his copy machine. (also Germany or any of the Federated States of Micronesia.)
-Schmidt refers to Cece as his ex-paramour and that makes me happy.
Ugh it’s so painful to look back at it, but I do still enjoy these jokes!!!
So another season of Sir Daniel Castellano dancing to classic R&B like his life depends on it and more makeouts and prob some sex and hell even a marriage maybeEverything’s coming up roses tbh